Hilarious Instances Of Kids Being Stupid

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andcallmeshirley
Nov 12, 2020 5:38 AM EST

God, these kids don't know anything.

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    Text - I just busted out laughing while ordering my drink The lady said "Hi welcome to starbucksL And( kid said "Hi welcome to chili's" 6:14 PM LMAO 6:18 PM
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    Text - Sheena Allen @whoisSheena Tasked my 9-year-old nephew what he wanted as a congratulatory gift for passing the state test & 3rd grade. (Positive reinforcement, ya know.) His response: "A $100 gift card for Fortnite and a Balenciaga shirt. It only cost $400." .WTF IS WRONG WITH THESE KIDS!?
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    Refrigerator - RIA Suns BERIA Suave Clasi TOMON
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    Drawing - ULTRA
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    Text - 1h Sitting at the table eating dinner... --, you're a virgin. Mom and Me are not" Me: Damn near spitting my food out... "Whaaaat!?" : "Mom. Yea.y is a virgin. I don't know why." Me: "A virgin?!" "Yea, she doesn't eat meat" Me: "A VEGETARIAN!!" Lord give me the strength with this child.
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    Text - Joe Hills @joehills Me: *working* 7yo: DADDY! IS IT THURSDAY OR OCTOBER TWENTY SECOND!? Me: uh, it's both 7yo: NO, BUT IS IT THURSDAY OCTOBER TWENTY SECOND!? Me: yes. 7yo: THANK YOU #workingDuringVirtualSchool 9:12 PM - Oct 22, 2020 · TweetDeck 5 Retweets 346 Likes 3 2] 5 346
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    Screen - SHARP
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    Text - no Boos a Lad GPLS ULALD
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    Pumpkin - ... This Fills Me With A Rage I Didn't Anticipate 7h • E My son wanted to do his own design instead of one of the precuts. He decided to make a "machete with blood dripping down" So now I have to display a pumpkin for Halloween penis O 2.1K 203 Comments
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    Text - ... Sep 6, 2019 ... to me v To the Parents/Guardians of It has come to our attention that there is a goldfish snorting challenge that is becoming popular among students. With several youtube videos being produced, students are mimicking the challenge in the lunchroom and on school buses. We have spoken to students and made announcements about the health hazards of snorting anything through nostrils including infections, irritation of the lungs, and aspiration that could lead to pneumonia,
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    Recreation - rd 1st Happiness is a choice
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    Text - 9h · : My child told me he wanted to be a veterinarian tonight. I asked what made him want to do that and he said "I just think it's kind of gross that meat comes from animals and I think it's really gross that when you squeeze an utter really hard, cheese comes out of it. I just can't eat it anymore." A veterinarian O Like Comment A Share sand 11 others
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    Text - In third grade I was taking a math test and the teacher said to, "use numerals". So my stupid ass kid brain decided to do the whole test is ROMAN NUMERALS! Only after I had finished the test was I informed that numerals meant numbers (I did get them all right though).
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    Text - When I was like 8 | heard that insects died in the winter so I started crying and ran out to the street with a plastic bag and put as many insects in it as possible,which of course suffocated them.
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    Text - Melissa Petzer • 1 year ago My mom found an assignment I did in third or fourth grade where I had to describe my role model. I chose my mom and then said she is my role model because "she does stuff for me" and the photo I chose was one of her chugging a margarita.
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    Text - Brian Wecht 000 @bwecht shoutout to my 6yo who, during one of her Zoom classes, brought the laptop into the bathroom while I was taking a shower, causing me to scream "TURN OFF THE CAMERA" several times while she screamed "I CAN'T HEAR YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE TAKING A SHOWER"
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    Text - Hank Green 12h • O My son is taking the temperature of each of his trains with an imaginary thermometer before playing with them because 2020. 6K 110 Comments • 88 Shares
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    Text - Customer images See all customer images Top reviews Top reviews from United Kingdom ***☆* Not safe for kids Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 30 January 2020 Verified Purchase Really concerned about the security of this product. I bought the lightsaber for my 8- year - old son and turned out that we ended up in the hospital emergency after he put his finger on an open part of the light saber and got stuck. His finger swelled up. A horrible and very painful situation.
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    Text - line 1- five syllables line 2 - seven syllables line 3- five syllables xample: Loud, crashing thunde And then the rain pouring c The rainbow appears nyour own: SAouis cold cnd hahite, or mabie even yella if Dogs pee onit
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    Child - She wanted ravioli for dinner. I made ravioli for dinner. She didn't want ravioli for dinner
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    Text - thomas e @perfectsweeties ... hate playing make believe with little kids. u shoot them with a laser and theyre like "actually i went back in time so it doesnt count". tf are u talking about. u just casually rip open a hole in the space-time continuum? thats irresponsible as s'i pal
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    Text - ll T-Mobile 9:21 AM O N 85% 2 K All iCloud ... When I was in like 1st grade me and my friend had planned away to stop a school shooter we wold have one of us run in a circle around him and the the other woul punch him in the balls we thought this would be the best plan
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    Forehead - My niece just asked me how old I was. I said 25 and then she said that's so short...
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    Text - My daughter and I talking before bedtime Me: were you good for pepaw and gemaw while I took Nate to soccer? Rose: *nods* Me: Were you good at daycare today? Rose: *Shakes head no* I s at daycare Me: *in disbelief* What? BABE. What did rose do at daycare?? Hannah: Oh, I think she knew she wasn't gonna make it to the bathroom on time so she pulled down her pants and took a st on the floor. Well. We told her priority number one was not to potty in her pants...so... technicall... Good on her?
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    Play - PONY ading Because I said We didn't need a copper pipe!
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    Child - CURBSIOE PICKUP MERE So... Wenavera copper pipe.
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